Words copyright 1997 by Steve Brooks

If you're fond of eating flesh,
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
Here's some news you won't digest:
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
You can get your Chick-fil-A
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
With a dose of gamma rays.
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
Any steak will be more pleasin'
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
When it's seasoned with some cesium. (Talkin' bout that radiation)
It's the newest taste sens-s-sation
(Talkin' bout that radiation)
I'm talking 'bout that r-r-radiation.
(Talkin' bout that radiation)

The Food and Drug
Administration
Is crazy 'bout
That radiation.

Roast an Oscar Meyer wiener
Like they did at Hiroshima.
Cook yourself some sukiyaki
Like they had at Nagasaki.
It's not posing any threat
'Cause the meat's already dead.
They say it's good for s-s-sanitation
Talking 'bout that r-r-radiation.

Workers at the packing plants,
Better wear lead inside their pants.
'Cause if they ever spring a leak,
They'll get fried like a piece of meat.
That is why the government
Is putting it in the smallest print.
They don't want the p-p-population
Talking 'bout that r-r-radiation