Words and music copyright 1998 by Steve Brooks

If you're looking for a home,
Step into the fallout zone.
It has got a great location,
If you don't mind radiation.
Fixer-upper, priced to sell.
Own your little piece of Hell.
It's a

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Hot property
A hot property.
It's a hot property.
Just ask the NRC.

Lots of space to plant geraniums.
Fertilize them with uranium.
And you can really save some cash,
Heating with unnatural gas.
Think of all the scratch you'll save,
'Cause you won't need a microwave.
It's a

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You know, we ain't ashamed to advertise,
It was thewinner of the Chernobyl Prize.

Even on a cloudy day,
You can always catch some rays.
And if you get to feeling woozy,
The jacuzzi is a doozy.
Set a spell, and, don't you know,> Give your skin that healthy glow. 'Cause it's a

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Hot property,
Hot property,
Hot property,
Hot, Hot, Hot!